But I just bought this:
I was bored and browsing table lamps for our bedroom, and saw this right on the table lamp homepage of target.com. It's a bronze finished pig lamp with linen shade (in case you couldn't tell). H loves pigs, used to have a pet Vietnamese pot-belly growing up, and still semi-collects them, so it works. It's just too cute and quirky and perfectly kitsch to say no to. It comes with the shade and I have a Target gc I can put towards it, so it won't even set me back that much. I'm not entirely sure sure where it will go at this point, but probably in the computer room we are working on or downstairs in the media room. Love it!